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    Wednesday, December 9th, 2009
    drazniich
    3:15p
    *ahem*

    I am not a leopard. Of this I am certain, I have paperwork that proves my non-leopard status. I even inquired with my coworkers to be extra sure today, just in case. I can safely say that I am not, in fact, nor have I ever really been, a leopard. There's nothing wrong with leopards, but I just am not one of them. I therefore did not need snow. I appreciate the gesture and all, I am sure it was the only thing you really had on hand to give me, and you worked so hard to make sure Waterbury didn't plow it away, but really, it's just not something I needed. I mean, never get a guy with no arms a pair of gloves.

    I guess that's it. Thanks for listening.
    Tuesday, December 8th, 2009
    drazniich
    8:44a
    Ego trip...
    [Do this the next time you're feeling depressed...]

    I'm a decent gambler. Nothing magical or special but my win rate is higher than loss and that is EVERYTHING in gambling.
    I'm a competent fighter. This may not seem like a hell of a lot but I'm proud of that skill and name one time having my weapon next to you never worked out.
    I'm a fantastic leader. I don't care if people hate to admit it or loathe me for touting this one, I influence the world around me significantly and rally people quickly. As a hero I brighten the world and as a villain I make it a dark and disturbing place.
    My poet's tongue is not as dead as I make it out to be. This rolls back into being a good leader, I know to say and can make a speech or a presentation that gets everyone on board.
    I am a dangerously fast learner and frighteningly capable. People tend to underestimate me in that regard until it's far too late to change the outcome.
    I know the right route to take. I never use a scalpel when a sledgehammer will do. In that way, I move in straight lines when everyone else is walking in curves. I don't dance, I don't shuffle, I storm.
    I've got stellar legs, a cute rear, and am a damn fine lay, thank you very much.
    I'm capable of treating someone like they are my world because they very well could be. I am protective without being obsessive and while a little jealous and territorial, who isn't?
    I am very well read. People don't frequently say that anymore.
    I happen to be very, very good at what I do. I pick up any piece of network architecture that I can and ultimately hope to help evolve it one day.
    I can drink enough to be impressive but little enough where it doesn't cost me triple digits anymore. I know all the drinking games we love playing and when to use them.
    I can destroy/take apart ANYTHING. And I mean ANYTHING. This skill rivals my father's ability to fix anything in a very opposite way. If I could find a job that combined my love of programming, computers, and this talent life would be excellent.
    I went from being told to fill out disability papers to working a decent income job and owning a home. I scraped up from the bottom thanks to close friends and stubborn will.
    I have some of the most amazing friends ever. Take that world.
    I am making changes for the better, and anyone who thinks I'm not good enough or looks down on me can eat broken fucking glass.

    I may not be a winner today, but I'm not down for the count, and plan on coming out swinging.
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