Ego trip...
[Do this the next time you're feeling depressed...]
I'm a decent gambler. Nothing magical or special but my win rate is higher than loss and that is EVERYTHING in gambling.
I'm a competent fighter. This may not seem like a hell of a lot but I'm proud of that skill and name one time having my weapon next to you never worked out.
I'm a fantastic leader. I don't care if people hate to admit it or loathe me for touting this one, I influence the world around me significantly and rally people quickly. As a hero I brighten the world and as a villain I make it a dark and disturbing place.
My poet's tongue is not as dead as I make it out to be. This rolls back into being a good leader, I know to say and can make a speech or a presentation that gets everyone on board.
I am a dangerously fast learner and frighteningly capable. People tend to underestimate me in that regard until it's far too late to change the outcome.
I know the right route to take. I never use a scalpel when a sledgehammer will do. In that way, I move in straight lines when everyone else is walking in curves. I don't dance, I don't shuffle, I storm.
I've got stellar legs, a cute rear, and am a damn fine lay, thank you very much.
I'm capable of treating someone like they are my world because they very well could be. I am protective without being obsessive and while a little jealous and territorial, who isn't?
I am very well read. People don't frequently say that anymore.
I happen to be very, very good at what I do. I pick up any piece of network architecture that I can and ultimately hope to help evolve it one day.
I can drink enough to be impressive but little enough where it doesn't cost me triple digits anymore. I know all the drinking games we love playing and when to use them.
I can destroy/take apart ANYTHING. And I mean ANYTHING. This skill rivals my father's ability to fix anything in a very opposite way. If I could find a job that combined my love of programming, computers, and this talent life would be excellent.
I went from being told to fill out disability papers to working a decent income job and owning a home. I scraped up from the bottom thanks to close friends and stubborn will.
I have some of the most amazing friends ever. Take that world.
I am making changes for the better, and anyone who thinks I'm not good enough or looks down on me can eat broken fucking glass.
I may not be a winner today, but I'm not down for the count, and plan on coming out swinging.